This morning while munching on my nut mix, I accidentally dropped a cashew.... in the bib of my overalls. I still can't find that little sucker. Should make quite an impression as I stroll into the bank for a mortgage loan and a cashew casually pops out my trouser leg. I will pick it up, brush it off, and scold it heartily for being such a little miscreant nut. Then I'll munch it down right in front of the loan officer and everyone. Then they will know I mean business and they will approve my loan without an application or credit check.
The power of nuts!!!!!!
(Did that sound vaguely Jack Handey??????)
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2 comments:
the nuts and the overalls give the bank folks a sense of security. i must have strong country morals and ethics, a good sense of values, else why would i be toting innocent cashews in seemingly wholesome overalls? works every time.
so how'd the loan application go?
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